I don't wanna bike or fishing pole
I just wanna submarine
I'm gonna keep it in a swimming pool
Gonna keep it nice and clean
I don't want a fucking pogo stick
I just wanna submarine
Fucking pedal car can suck my dick
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine!?

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Nothing else is even slightly cool
I just wanna submarine
I'm gonna sub it into school
Service it in the canteen
I don't wanna slide or rocking horse
I just wanna submarine
I don't want no fucking somersaults
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine!?

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I'm going to float on by
Oh my, oh yeah
I'm going to float on by
Oh my, oh….

I don't a fucking climbing frame
I just wanna submarine
I don't want no shooting computer game
I just wanna submarine
I don't want a fucking football class
I just wanna submarine
Fucking action dolls can suck my ass
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?
Where's my fucking submarine?

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He's gonna like it
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He's gonna like it
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He's gonna like it
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He's gonna like it

A sum-ina-sum-ina- sum-ina-submarine
Keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a keeping her nice and clean
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina under the water
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina humpin' ya daughter

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He's gonna like it
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He's gonna like it
He's gonna like it
He's gonna like it
He's gonna like it