I Did What

G
 I woke up this morning, smelling like lemons
 D
 Salt on the back of my hands

 Mouth was so dry, I couldn't even spit
                                     G
 My eyes felt like they were full of sand

 I called Troy Jenkins, to see if he survived
                         C
 My head pounding like a stone
            A
 He started reeling of things I did last night
     D
 And I cried out over the phone


 Chorus:
         G               G
 I did what? I smooched who??
    C
 Oh tell me the Boss wasn't there
       D
 And I caused quite a scene

 when I stripped of my jeans
                        G
 And did a slide in my underwear
          G            G
 I did what? I mooned who?
                                    C
 Oh this time I guess I crossed the line
                               G        Em
 There'll be hell to pay, but what can I say
    C              D         G
 I must have had a real good time

 C  D  G  Em C D G


 G
 Troy laughed and said, some guy named Red
           D
 has been looking for you all night

 And oh by the way, some girl said to say
                        G
 Just come back any old time

 Then he went down the list, of things I'd done
                   C
 And I listened in misery
        A
 I was thinking real hard about leaving town,
      D
 And changing my identity


Chorus:
         G               G
 I did what? I smooched who??
    C
 Oh tell me the Boss wasn't there
       D
 And I caused quite a scene

 when I stripped of my jeans
                        G
 And did a slide in my underwear
          G            G
 I did what? I mooned who?
                                    C
 Oh this time I guess I crossed the line
                               G        Em
 There'll be hell to pay, but what can I say
    C              D         G
 I must have had a real good time


 G
 What can I say, I had a bad day
                        C
 I guess I just lost my mind
                            G             Em
 it's all just a blur, but one things for sure
   C               D         G
 I must have had a real good time