7 Foot Man

                        ALBUM: Stan And Judy's Kid
               TRANSCRIBED BY: *


   CHORDS:
   ------- 

        EADGBE
   E   (022100)
   A   (x02220)
   B   (x2444x)
   C#m (x46654)


   I got at least 5 requests for this song in my guestbook. I actually
   think it was the same guy over and over again because I'd never
   heard of this song and then suddenly I got 5 requests. But I
   decided to tab it, it's easy, just 4 chords, the only trick is to
   get the right rhythm, it's kinda strange. Enjoy!!



   The song is mostly just bass, you don't hear the guitar much. But I've
   come up with a rhythm you can use so you incorporate parts of the
   bass line. I play the chords like this:
   E|---------0-0----0---0---------0-0----0---0--| 
   B|--------0--0----0---0--------0--0----0---0--| 
   G|-------1--------------------1---------------| 
   D|------2--------------------2----------------| 
   A|-----2--------2---2-------2--------2---2----| 
   E|--0--------------------0--------------------| 

       d  *     u  d u d u  d  *     u  d u d u

   d = downstroke
   u = upstroke
   * = this means strum the chord down kinda slowly so you can hear
       each and every string ring out, kinda like spanish guitar.

   I play the A chord the same, like this:
   E|--------0-0---0---0--------0-0---0---0--| 
   B|-------2--2---2---2-------2--2---2---2--| 
   G|------2------------------2--------------| 
   D|-----2------2---2-------2------2---2----| 
   A|--0------------------0------------------| 
   E|----------------------------------------| 

       d  *    u d u d u  d  *    u d u d u

   Of course you don't HAVE to play them like this, it's just a
   suggestion, I think it sounds good. You just have to get the


   INTRO:
   ------ 

   [spoken:]
   We just wrote this song on the bus the
   other day, so sit back and relax.

      E                                                    A
   E|---4-5--4-4/5--4-4-----4-4-5--7-7---5-5/7------9-10-9/10--10-9- 
   B|---5-7--5-5/7--5-5-----5-5-7--9-9---7-7/9---------------------- 
   G|--------------------------------------------------------------- 
   D|--------------------------------------------------------------- 
   A|--------------------------------------------------------------- 
   E|--------------------------------------------------------------- 


                                         E
   E--10-9-5------------------4--5-5b7-5-4-5-4-2-0-2---0-0-0---- 
   B-------------------5--5/7----------------------------------- 
   G-------------4-4/6------------------------------------------ 
   D------------------------------------------------------------ 
   A------------------------------------------------------------ 
   E------------------------------------------------------------ 


            B                        A                     E
   E--0-5-7-10-9-9-9-7-7-7-5-5-5-4-5-5-5---5-5-5\4-4-4-2-2-0--4-5-4-5-4-| 
   B--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
   G--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
   D--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
   A--------------------------------------------------------------------| 
   E--------------------------------------------------------------------| 



   VERSE 1:
   -------- 

                  E
   I'm the 7 foot man

   I've commited no crime
              A
   Bumping my head into doorways
                      E
   It happens all the time
              A            E
   I'm 7 foot tall and I repeat
                     A                        E
   They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
              B    A [stop]                       E
   I'm 7 feet tall     and I don't play basketball


   VERSE 2:
   -------- 

              E
   I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man
         A
   So of course it hurts me a lot
                                E
   When I walk into the ceiling fan
   A                              E
   Small people say "I wish I was him"
                 A                        E
   But it's been nine years since I had a trim
              B    A [stop]                          E
   The barber said    "I can't reach the top of his head"


   BRIDGE:
   ------- 

          C#m           E
   7 foot man, I cannot hide
          C#m                     E
   7 foot man, I know 'cause I've tried
          C#m                     E
   7 foot man, my last girlfreind died
              B     A [stop]     E
   Because my penis    is 7 foot wide!


   VERSE 3:
   -------- 

                        E
   So the next time you see me walking around
          A
   And my head's right about to hit a tree branch
              E
   Tell me to duck down
                    A                   E
   And I'll pay you back, soon you will see
                   A                      E
   By getting your frisbee down from that tree
               B   A [stop]           E
   I do what I can     I'm the 7 foot man
   E
   7 foot man!   7 foot man!


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