Anecdote

 C/G
 |-0-0-0-0-|
 |-1-1-1-1-|
 |-0-0-0-0-|
 |-2-2-2-2-|
 |-3-3-3-3-|
 |-3-3-3-3-|

 Riff 1
 C           Am          Em  
E|8------8---| 7------7---|3------3---|3-----0---| 
B|---8-------|---5-------|---0-------|--0-------|  
G|-9---------|-5---------|-0---------|-0--------|  
D|-----------|-----------|-----------|----------|  
A|-----------|-----------|-----------|----------|  
E|8----8---8-| 5----5---5-|0----0---0-|0---0---0-| 

Verse 1
C            Am              Em
 You pin the medals to your chest
    C               Am              Em
and settle down for seven minutes rest
    C                 Am              Em
You dim the lights, administer the cure
    C                Am                      Em
You tried it several times, you're still not sure

Chorus
Em           F             Am
You take the first one for free
    C/G           D
And pass it on to me
  Dm      Am
I don't refuse
G
Baby if you only knew

  (Play Riff 1)



Verse 2
    C              Am             Em
You take the lines from ordinary books
       C            Am                Em
You're disappointed in the way she looks
    C             Am                Em
You cut the circulation to your hand
    C              Am               Em
And calculate the motion of the land

Chorus
Em       F             Am
Then you fall back asleep
     C/G            D
And wander down the street
     Dm     Am
that losers use
G
Don't say you feel the same way too

  (Play Riff 1)

Solo
E|3-----0---| 3----3/5--|0------0---|0--------0---| 
B|---0------|---0------|---0-------|-----0-------|  
G|-0--------|-0--------|-0---------|---0---------|  
D|----------|----------|-----------| 02-----------| 
A|3----3--3-| 0-------0-|-----------|-------------| 
E|----------|----------| 0----0---0-|-------0---0-| 

Repeat Solo 3 times


Verse 3
    C                 Am               Em
You cut the worms and bait them on the hooks
    C               Am              Em
You cast a line towards the closest brooks
    C                 Am                    Em
You meet the girl who says she knows the plan
    C                 Am            Em
You act impressed and say you understand

Chorus
            F         Am
Cause you'd like to believe
     C/G               D
That all that love is free
    Dm           Am
Oh, someone like you
       G
You'll never be lonely, or get the blues