Its Bigger On The Inside

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Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
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but not the kind that gives you medicine
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I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race
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so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.
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Now this thing you see here it is my Tardis
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and with it we shall get this party started
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Time and Relative Dimension In Space, it's quite an invention
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some call it the Doctor's wife, excuse me while I slip inside!


[Chorus]

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You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
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and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
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it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
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once you've felt it inside you will see


[Verse 2]

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An evil nemesis we call the Master, baits me into all kinds of disaster
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on Gallifrey or so I'm told he gazed into a gaping hole
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and ever since he's been an awful bastard
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And then of course we've got the cybermen
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I hope I never see those things again
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who knows what they're packing there in their silver underwear
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when they arrive you should vacate, your ass they wish to 'simulate'


[Chorus]

                G                          C             D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
                                    G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
                               C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
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once you've felt it inside you will see


[Verse 3]

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And pray you don't see any weeping angels
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cause though it seems like they are made of stone
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they're quantum locked and in a wink if you should turn your head or blink
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they'll get to you and chill you to the bone...er
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Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks
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they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic
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it's DESTROY and EXTERE NATE, I think I know why they're irate
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if they make it to the second floor, I'll show them what that plunger's for!


[Chorus]

                G                          C             D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
                                    G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
                               C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
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once you've felt it inside you will see


[Bridge]

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They're asking, "Doctor Who?"
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What they should ask is "HOW?"
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I am so very well endowed
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I must admit it's rather long
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if you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!
      N.C.
You bloody pervs, I meant this song!


[Instrumental]

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[Verse 4]

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So if you think you'd like a sonic screw
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driver like I'm holding in my hand
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you will have to let me in, don't worry child it's not a sin
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hold on to my temporal drive, I'll take you for an epic ride!


[Outro]

                G                          C             D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
                                    G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
                               C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
     N.C.
ask Amy Pond! hahaha
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once you've felt it inside you will see...