A
He's a bad breaker-upper
D                           A
He says the mean things you don't mean
        D
But me means them
             Bm
He called me big head (big head)
         A
He's an idiot
                  Bm        D
He doesn't mean anything to me

[Verse 2]
A
He's insane (he's insane)
               D
That's what I think
         A                         D
He, um, doesn't really like to do everything
          Bm            A
He's not married, he's poor
       Bm                                   D
I'll laugh it off or jam a fork into his forehead

[Pre]
Bm                    A
Here's to those that wish us well
     Bm                 A
And those who don't can go to hell
        G                    D
I hate men but I'm not a lesbian
                       E
And I'm sick of being single

[Chorus]
A                            D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
                     A                     Am7
Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us
        Bm  E
I'm in love

[Verse 3]
A
I faked it (fake, fake, fake, fake)
A
I've yada yaddad sex (yada, yada, yada, yada)
       Bm                 D
He is such an incredible person
        A                         D
I just couldn't decide if he was sponge-worthy

[Verse 4]
            A
He took it out, ha ha, he took it out
                  A
I didn't know you smoked
                   Bm
You think I'm your pal
               D
I'm dating a communist
                    A
That's pretty cool isn't it
                 Bm                       D
I'm just having trouble getting past the face painting

[Pre]
Bm                     A
I got shushed during desperado
                 D                        A
We're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago
            Bm
It's like a big-budget movie
        G                E
With a story that goes nowhere

[Chorus]
A                            D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
                     A                     Am7
Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us
        Bm  E
I'm in love
A                            D
Jerry, maybe we should get married
            A               Am7               D
I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake
E    A
Woah oh oh oh oh oh