One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk
Stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be

I wuv you

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side
Pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down

I wuv you, I wuv you
Said the little blue man
I wuv you, I wuv you to bits
I wuv you, he loved me
Said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits

I whispered
Thank goodness that's over
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street
Stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye

I don't wuv you anymore