Full English Brexit

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[Verse 1]
   G                             D
My neighbours don't drink at the local
        G                          D
Or have kippers for breakfast like me
    Am                           C
The food that they eat smells disgusting
       Am                       D
They'd rather drink coffee than tea

[Verse 2]
     G                          D
It's true that their kids are respectful
     G                         D
They gave me their seat on the bus
         Am                        C
But it's just that there's so many of them
       Am                       D
That I fear what will become of us

[Verse 3]
        Em            B
I'm not racist, all I want is
   C                            G  D
To make things how they used to be
    Em        B
But change is strange and
C                     G  D
Nobody's listening to me

[Verse 4]
  G                             D
I cheered when our side won the Cold War
       G                      D
Spread freedom and peace all around
            Am                        C
Now there's folks speaking Russian in Tesco's
       Am                         D
It's a shame the wall had to come down

[Verse 5]
  G                          D
I know some are fleeing from war zones
   G                              D
To keep their young children from harm
       Am                             C
But my parents stayed put through the Blitz years
    Am                  D
And me? I was sent to a farm

[Verse 6]
         Em              B
Yeah the sun shines, but sometimes
        C                        G   D
I don't feel like this is my country
       Em      B
But to say so? Oh no
  C                 G   D
I never get no sympathy

[Verse 7]
G                     D
Once we ruled over an empire
      G                         D
So it feels like some kind of defeat
      Am                         C
To comply with rules drawn up by strangers
    Am                    D
And measure in metres not feet

[Verse 8]
   G                       D
We don't want to go but by Jingo
      G                           D
If we can't be in charge, then we must
    Am                      C
But don't be offended, dear neighbour
         Am                     D
It's not you: this is all about us

[Verse 9]
         Em       B
But it's alright, alright
  C                      G  D
I think I've found a remedy
         Em                B
Yes it's alright, gonna be alright
       C                       G  D
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