Marias Wedding

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[Verse 1]
    A7              C                    G
Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your wedding
             Em
You've just gotta believe me
     A7                      C                                G
But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk
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Oh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I'm staggerin' into church
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And I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar
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Oh I bet that you're still mortified
          B
But just think, girl
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No one's ever gonna be forgetting
    D                     Em
The day I wrecked your wedding

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[Verse 2]
     A7            C                G
Oh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girl
             Em
You've just gotta believe me
     A7                      C                        G
But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dress
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Oh, it got me so upset. And then your father's screamin' "You no good lazy punk,
     C                               G
I always knew you were a drunk" And your mother, she's havin'
    D               Em
Her 19th nervous breakdown
          B
But just think girl
  C                         G
No one's ever gonna be forgetting
    D                     Em
The day I wrecked your wedding

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[Verse 3]
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Oh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll change
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I'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys
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'cause I just can't live without your body and you
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Oh Maria, I'll even sell my Strat, give up the band
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You better believe me, girl, this time it's true
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Oh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for you

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[Verse 4]
    A7              C                    G
Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin'
             Em
You just got to believe me
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But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory
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Oh your old man'll even grow to love me, I'll give him 6 grandchildren
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I'll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I'll be so electable
       D               Em
I'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant
  C                         G
That way you'll never be forgetting
    D                     Em
The day I wrecked your wedding

[Outro]
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                  Oh,
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That way you will never be forgetting, How - (Repeat Ad Lib and Fade)
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That way you will never be forgetting, How - (Repeat Ad Lib and Fade)
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You will never never never never never never ne-e-ver be forgetting, How - (Repeat Ad Lib and 
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