Yessireebob

Capo II

INTRO: C  Csus2  F  C   (4x)

C
Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV
Flippin' thru the channels and what do I see
   Csus2
A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand
    C
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand
F
Holdin' it up as she changes her suit
        G7                                    C   N/C
Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot


CHORUS:
                     F                        C
How do you get that job, that's what I wanna know
                     G                            C
Wherever he went to school, that's where I wanna go
Csus2             F                            C      C G7 Am
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob
                  C                       G7                       C
How hard could it be, that's the life for me, how do you get that job


Well there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D's
Who spend half their lives just to get their degrees
There's pro balls players we can all name
Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game
Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes
On the beach by the ocean in Mexico

CHORUS

SOLO

Spoken over SOLO: --So Jack, you gotta tell me, what do you talk about
                            when they're changin'?
                  --Oh, the usual Blaine...quantam physics, foreign policy...  
                  --Yeah, that's great; you ever sneak a look over the towel?  
                  --You want the truth Blaine?   You can't handle the truth.   

CHORUS

C G7 Am

Am                      C           G7
Hey that's the life for me, yessireebob
                       C
How do you get that job