A              F#
I met you outside that place
A                       F# E
Where hookers used to be
A                  F#
Before they closed it down
        A            E
And all became of STDS

A                F#
You told me that I'm for you
A                        F# E
And that I'm just for you
A            F#
Just a minor obsticle
A                    E
A boyfriend, maybe two

D            F#
I'm a man of patience baby
B                   E
Just you wait and see
D              F#
Time is almost 15.05
B                    E
And then I want some tea

A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you

One slide for each chord
[Instrumental]
[A B D E] x 4

A                F#
I've been dating nazi girls
A              F# E
Necromancer lords
A            F#
None of them behaved like you
A                         E
You must have made it wrong
A               F#m
Now it's all on paper baby
A                   F# E
You don't understand
A               F#
Calling me from time to time
A                   E
But now it has to end

D            F#
I'm a man of patience baby
B                   E
Just you wait and see
D              F#
Time is almost 15.05
B                    E
And then I want some tea

A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you

D            F#       E
I'm a man of patience baby
D            F#       E
Time is almost 15.05
A                    F# E
I will never love you
A                    F# E
I will never love you