Female Bonding

Intro:  E (4 bars with stop at end)

Verse1:      E
        Well me and all of my buddies,
           A                  E
        we spend most all our time

        with a fishin pole or a remote control
               B
        of any ball game we can find
                    E
        and all the experts say male bonding
           A            E
        is good for any man
                  A                 E
        but I can testify that even if they're right,
                     B             E
        there's only so much I can stand

Chorus: (tacet)            A                         E
        I need some female bonding, I need a woman's touch
                             B
        you know I like just hangin' with the boys
                              A         E
        but this man can only stand soo much
                              A                              E
        I want some femi-nine company, I need a heart that's true
            B                        A                 E
        and girl if you'll bond with me I'll bond with you

Verse2:
        now too much of a good thing

        can drive a man insane

        I got nothing against my buddies

        and I sure hate to complain

        but male bonding ain't worth nothing

        on a lonesome summer night

        I might even trade my fast boat

        for a woman that'll treat me right


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        [G  O - chorus with stops at end]

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Coda:       B                        A   A Bb
        and girl if you'll bond with me,   I said
            girl if you'll bond with me,   yeah
            girl if you'll bond with me,
        (stop)         E
        I'll bond with you