E D/E G/E A/E
E D/E G/E A/E
E D/E G/E A/E
E D/E G/E


[Verse 1]
E           D/E          G/E
Dead you barmy you make it to heaven
  A/E             E         D/E
Fancy drowning to death you barmy in
     G/E          A/E        E
Half a fathom see red rim barnacle
        D/E            G/E
Come back clammy he reek all lammy
A/E         E                  D/E
He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair
G/E            A/E           E     D/E G/E A/E
Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb
E D/E G/E


[Verse 2]
E            D/E           G/E
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
     A/E         E         D/E
I reek all lammy of half a fath
        G/E          A/E        E
Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"
    D/E               G/E        A/E
Fancy drowning to death you lamb you
          E               D/E
Come back clammy you reek all lammy
   G/E        A/E            E         D G A
Of half a fathom of stink and you dead
E D G A


[Chorus]
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
E    D    G      A   E    D   G    A
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
E    D     G  A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you


[Verse 3]
    E                          D/E
All soldiers together in World War One
G/E                     A/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
   E                              D/E
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
G/E                    A/E
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
       E                                     D/E
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
    G/E                        A/E
All soldiers together in World War One
E                       D/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme
   G/E                            A/E
My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"
E                      D/E
I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"
       G/E                                   A/E
And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"
    E                          D/E
All soldiers together in World War One
G/E                     A/E
Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme


[Chorus]
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you

(Since the rhythm in this section is so weird, I've tabbed the guitar part so that every
quarter note is followed by 2 dashes and every eighth note is followed by 1 dash.)

  C#      B        E        F#        C#       B         E       F#
E|4--4--4-4-4-4--4|--4-4-4-4--4--4-4-| 4-4---------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------------------|-----/9--9-9-9-9--| 9--9--9-9-9-9--9|
G|1--1--1-1-1-1--1|--1-1-1-1--1--1-1-| 1-1---------------|----------------|
D|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
A|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
E|----------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|

  C#       B        E          F#          C#          B            E          F#
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--9--9-9-9-9--9--| 9--/14-14--14--14--14-|14-14-14--14--14--14-14-|14-14--14--14-14-14-14-14-|
G|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
A|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|
E|-----------------|----------------------|------------------------|--------------------------|

[Verse 4]
E                 D/E
Dead and you make it up to heaven
G/E               A/E
Fancy starving to death you barnacle
   E             D/E      G/E        A/E
In half a fathom of red rim barnacle
E            D/E G/E               A/E
Come back clammy you dead you barnacle
                E                    D/E    G/E A/E
Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair

F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F

E D G A E D G A

[Verse 5]
       C#       B          E
It was your idea to have a crazy party
F#                C#           B       E
With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed
          F#        C#                  B
On your body and to make the birds stop singing
      E                       F#
While they go pick your bones white as pale
C#            B           E          F#
All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you


[Chorus]
E    D    G      A   E    D   G    A
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
E    D  G     A   E   D   G     A
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you

F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F F Eb/F Ab/F Bb/F

[Verse 6]
F#           E/F#           A/F#
"Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy
      B/F#       F#        E/F#
I reek all lammy in half a fathom
   A/F#                 B/F#
Of suffer and stink and clam and you"


[Chorus]
G    F    Bb     C   G    F   Bb   C
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
G    F  Bb    C   G   F   Bb    C
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you
G    F   Bb   C   G    F  Bb    C
Dead saw barnacle make it to heaven
G    F    Bb     C   G   F   Bb    C
Come back clammy you red rim barmy you
G    F    Bb     C   G    F   Bb   C
Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle
G    F     Bb C   G   F   Bb    C
Make it to heaven red rim barmy you...