Red Bikini Waltz

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Take your red bikinis and your Lamborghinis
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Take your tans and your men with the spray in their hair
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Take your tasteless beers and your ill-replenished beach
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Take your tacky houses that you built on the sea

[Verse 2]
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That'll just wash away in the next hurricane
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But it don't matter now and you'll just build 'em up again
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And they'll be bigger and faster and stronger than before
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'Til they pick up their skirts and they walk down the street
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Saying "Fuck all y'all, we're moving to the country"

[Verse 3]
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So they plop down and call themselves luxury suites
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A name that a man invented in his sleep
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Now the driveways are filled with Lamborghinis
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And the backyards are filled with red bikinis
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And that poor little piece of fertile country
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Could have been growing some for food a factory to reap
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To process and package for a family to eat
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Who look with envy at that house on the street

[Verse 4]
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What they don't know is that those people have got nothing that'll last
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'Cause they don't even really know their own kids
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Who'll get good grades in school and fill their days up with things
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And who don't realize that they can't even think
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For themselves and don't even know how to ask why
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'Cause they're told what to think
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And what they're told is a good-for-nothing, dirty, rotten scoundrel of a lie