Life's a casino
I'm telling you
And everybody's playing
Boys and girls
Women, children
Me and you
The dice are loaded
And everything's fixed
Even a hobo would tell you this

Welcome to hard times
And feeling low
Do you like sinning, no?
Well, you will before you go
We got lots of gambling
Oh, and we're telling lies
You're certainly welcome to hard times

Take a look in my eyes
Tell me what you see
Besides the bright blinking lights
Stretched out in front of me
I wonder if you'll notice
Would you even care
If I told you my life just isn't fair

Welcome to hard times
And feeling low
Do you like sinning, no?
Well, you will before you go
We got lots of gambling
Oh, and we're telling lies
You're certainly welcome to hard times

Yes, hope you're feeling welcome to hard times