I bought us the tickets to a show this weekend
And I was dancing, you're in the corner standing
I wish you'd dance with me
But you don't seem to be into it
And right then, it hit me
I'm sorry, I just don't get it

I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band

We're hangin' out again, I'm wondering what I came here for
When I could be at home with my headphones and Paramore
And I hate to say it, but to me, your taste isn't that good
And Hayley just gets mе
The way you never did

I wish I likеd you as much as I like my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band

Kissing in the rain and I feel nothing
But oh, what a shame to let you go
Honestly, I should've seen it coming
When you said you didn't like All Time Low
Bound to fail
Pierce The Veil
Close my eyes, tryna feel something
Put on my favorite song
And I can tell that you're just bluffing, trying to sing along

I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band

(Tu-du, tu-du, yeah, yeah, yeah, ta-da)
(Tu-du, tu-du, yeah, yeah, yeah, ta-da)
I just don't like you as much as I like Great Grandpa or girlpool or Joy Again
Or anyone else
Or anyone else
I just don't really like your music taste
And it's putting me off, it's making me feel weird
That's what this song is about