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[Verse 1]
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Tiny European cars are
Bm                E
Dropping from the sky
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Their wonderfully efficient engines
Bm                E
Fueled by Spanish wine

D            Bm
Maybe just a sip
D                Bm
To help us get a grip
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Did you know Isaac Newton was
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A virgin when he died?

[Verse 2]
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A hundred thousand naked women
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Running on the beach
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In such a state of wild abandon
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They ignore my speech

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About the ebb and flow
    D              Bm
The dangerous undertow
    A         E    D       A
And how there is a hole so deep
   Bm               A
It swallows up the sun

[Bridge]
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[Chorus]
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Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me
Bm                E
Must be a perfume factory
A           E            D     E
Just one of many ancient travesties
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We're all descendants of the Pharisees

[Verse 3]
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Tiny European cars are
Bm              E
Bouncing off my shins
    A         E     D      A
And if you've never seen a bull fight
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Guess who always wins
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To grab it by the horns
    D                  Bm
Its life like censored porn
    A        E         D     A
Did you know they sing Ring-Around the
Bm             A
Rosie when you die?
    A        E         D     A
Did you know they sing Ring-Around the
Bm             A
Rosie when you die?