Anita Bryant

G                                      C
Hey **** Anita Bryant, who the hell is she
D                                           G
Tellin' all them fagets, that they can't be free
                                              C
Throw that b**** in prison, maybe then she'll see
D                                              G
Just how much them God**** homosexuals mean to me

N.C
Because they...

G                                                       D
Wash your clothes, clean your cell, help you drain your hose
                                 G
Give you smokes, laugh at jokes, sew up all your clothes
                               C
Rub your feet, beat your meat, heaven only knows
D                              G
What I'd do without those homosexuals

N.C
They all...

G                               C
Read and write, f**k all night, clean your fingernails
D                                G
Help you dress, play your chess, lay you down some rails
                              C
Be your wife, take your life, in a jealous rage
D                               G
Who says we don't need them homosexuals

N.C
I tell you...

G                                           C
Some are big, some are small, some are in between
D                                   G
Some are yellow bellied queers, and some of them are mean
                                        C
Some are killers, some are theives, and some are singers too
   D                                      G
In fact, Anita Bryant, some act just like you

N.C
So...

[Chorus]
G                                  C
**** Anita Bryant, who the hell is she
D                                               G
Tellin' all the them fagets, that they can't be free
                                              C
Throw that ***** in prison, maybe then she'll see
D                                              G
Just how much them God**** homosexuals mean to me