G                   C          G
“Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
D                      G   
How they do Christmas there Down Under,
G                C         G
How do they make Christmas nice,
C                      D
When they ain’t got no snow and ice,
G                   C        G
And what about poor Santa’s sleigh,
D                           G   
He has to come from fucking miles away,
G                   C       G
And what about poor Mick Dundee,
C                    D                               
well he ain’t got no Christmas tree,

[CHORUS]
Well they say 

G                 C         G
Christmas here is much more fun,
G                  D      G
We’ve got surfing, we got sun,
G                C          G
Christmas here’s sweet as a peach,
C                D
Opening presents on the beach,
G                  C         G
We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer,
C             D
Santa wishes he lives here,
G                  C        D
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
D                  C    G
Christmas with the Kangaroos”

[CHORUS]
G                   C          G
“Well have you ever stopped to wonder,
G                      D       G
How they do Christmas Day Down Under,
G             C          G
Have you ever stopped to think,
C                 D
Do they have much punch to drink,
G                 C       G
Or don’t you just find it shocking,
G                     D    
Have you got tim tams in your stocking,
G                   C         G
Do you wander where Jesus was born,
D                               C         G
No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne”


[CHORUS]
They all say 

G                 C         G
Christmas here is much more fun,
G                  D      G
We’ve got surfing, we got sun,
G                C          G
Christmas here’s sweet as a peach,
C                 D
Opening presents on the beach,
G                  C         G
We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer,
C            D
Santa wishes he lives here,
G                  C        D
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
D                  C    G
Christmas with the Kangaroos”

G                  C        D                      
Loads of laughter, loads of booze,
D                       C    G
It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”