Bend Over Ill Drive

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[Verse]
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I like to sit in back and watch out for cops
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Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top
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And when she gets tired that way
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I whisper in her ear and say,   "Bend over, I'll drive"


[Chorus]
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Bend over, I'll drive
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Bend over, I'll drive
B
Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?
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Bend over, I'll drive


[Verse]
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Now I was born in a test tube
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But daddy tried it this way too
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Mama, he stripped his gears fore the light turned red
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When she heard what that shiftless no-count said
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He said,   "Bend over, I'll drive"


[Chorus]
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Bend over, I'll drive
A
Bend over, I'll drive
B
Is this the way Lenny Kovacs died?
E
Bend over, I'll drive


[Solo]
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[Verse]
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Now as I was sayin' before I quit
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If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it
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Even the Queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks
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So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck
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Work out!


[Solo]
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[Chorus]
D
Bend over, I'll drive
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Bend over, I'll drive
B
Is this the way Grace Kelly died?
E
Bend over, I'll drive
D
Bend over, I'll drive
A
Bend over, I'll drive
B
Is this the way Hank Williams died?
E
Bend over, I'll drive