It Was a Shit Show

    D
I love you, yes
            F#m
And I'll confess
                Am             D
The thought of staying is so enticing
              G                   C
And when you speak, my knees get weak
          F#m             Bm
I can't believe what I'm sacrificing
     Em                          Gm
But let's get real, we know the deal
    F#m      Bbm     Bm
So darling let's not tip-toe
              Em         A
This thing we had was not just bad
D
It was a shit show

A           D               F#m
We can't undo, can't make amends
            Am              D
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
             G                 C
We can't unscrew each other friends
              F#m               B
We're Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
                  Em                    Gm
There's 'hard to get', then there's neglect
             F#m         F#          Bm
To say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow
           Em                     A
Not to be crass, but this sucked ass
            D
This was a shit show

   Bb             Gm              Am         D
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
Bb        Gm               F          D
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
            Bb          Gm                 F#m     Bm     Fm
We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce
    Em                                        A   Am
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

A             D                F#m
Oh, what the hell, let's get a hotel
                Am                             D
Cause life is short and we're not getting any younger
           G                 C
But after sex, what happens next?
               F#m                           Bm
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
             Em                 Gm
And when you say that I should stay
       F#m       Bbm          Bm
That's exactly when I should split
                  Em              A
Though I won't forget, I won't regret

     C           Gm               A
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing

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