Am
Belmont bottles
E
DB9 full throttle
C                           D
I feel like I'm drifting away
F                    C           Dm  E
The pseudo life ain't bad as they say
Am
Thinking about fucking
E
Backpage, it's nothing
C   Am                 A7
I'm dreaming of a better day 
F                    C           Dm   C G
The pseudo life ain't bad as they say

F C F C Cmaj7

Fmaj7                  Cmaj7
If I should die before I wake
Fmaj7                        Cmaj7
Thank God I left this pseudo place
Fmaj7              Cmaj7
All I love and all I am
Fmaj7                     Cmaj7
Is not in sync with God's great plan
Fmaj7             C
After all is said and done
F                       C
I pray that we at least had fun
Am     G       D
And if I never penetrate
F                    C
God take my life for goodness sake
        F     C
Pseudo, pseudo
C             Fmaj7  C
Welcome to my funeral
              F Fmaj7 Cmaj7
Pseudo, pseudo
Cmaj7         Fmaj7
Welcome to my funeral
Fmaj7            Cmaj7
And when the sun falls from the sky
Fmaj7
And demons rule the earth
Fmaj7          Cmaj7
I will not ask your Jesus why
Fmaj7           Cmaj7
I will not show my hurt
Fmaj7         Cmaj7
And when my baby leaves me here
Fmaj7            Cmaj7
And angels meant to fly
Fmaj7           Cmaj7
I will not hang my head, my dear
Fmaj7                C
I swear I will get by
              F C
Pseudo, pseudo
C             Fmaj7  Cmaj7
Welcome to my funeral
              Fmaj7 Cmaj7
Pseudo, pseudo
Cmaj7         Fmaj7  Cmaj7
Welcome to my funeral