No Fat Burger

A5                              B5 C5 G5
Can't have no more juicy burgers
A5                              B5 C5 G5
Can't have no more greasy fries
B5                           F#5 D5 B5
Doctor took my lipid profile
A5                      E5
He told me I'm barely alive

[Chorus]
B5 C5 G5 E5
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5                                      Bb5
No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo
N.C.          A5          E5 C5 G5
I can't have that -- fuck!

[Verse 2]
A5                              B5 C5 G5
Got this problem from my father
A5                  B5 C5 G5
Grandpa died at 45
B5                           F#5 D5 B5
Heart attack and a triple bypass
A5                      E5
Future's looking very bright

[Chorus]
B5 C5 G5 E5
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5                                      Bb5
No more apple fritters, no more ice cream
               B5 C5 G5 E5
I can't have that
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5 C5 G5 E5
No more fat
B5                                             Bb5
I like food, but all the food that tastes good
N.C.           A5
I can't have that