Come Home Billy Bird

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[Verse 1]
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William wakes with his clothes on.
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The morning call has been and gone,
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And he might not make the flight but he will try.
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Bit by bit it comes back to him,
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A bunch of Belgian business men
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And a strange drinking game, oh God why?

[Chorus]
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.

[Verse 2]
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He hails a cab but the driver sucks.
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He drives so slowly and he talks so much
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That it hurts Billy Bird's aching brain.
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He runs from the cab to the check-in desk.
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She says, "no way", but William begs on his knees,
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"Please, please, please." "Well OK".

[Chorus]
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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Drenched in sweat he finds his seat
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And with the luggage squeezed down beneath his feet
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He begins to think that things can't get no worse.
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But then a voice says, bags that can't be stowed
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In the overhead locker must go below in the hold,
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Please let go, thank-you sir

[Chorus]
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.

[Interlude]
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Come home William
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Come home

[Verse 4]
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He runs on past the carousel screaming, damn my luggage all to hell.
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I can buy a new shirt and tie any day.
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He rides from the airport into town,
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To the high-school football ground
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Where his son has just begun his big football game.

[Chorus]
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.
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Come home Billy Bird, international business traveller.
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Come home Billy Bird.