If Walls Could Talk

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[Verse 1]
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If walls could talk then I'm sure you'd hear
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A whole lot of things that would make you cry, my dear
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So ain't you glad, ooh, ain't you glad
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That walls don't talk
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No they never talk


[Verse 2]
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If doors could tell who turned the knobs
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When he's away, working on his job
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Now ain't you glad, oh, you ought to be glad
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That doors don't talk
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No, they don't


[Verse 3]
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You know, if cars could say just who's been inside
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And exactly whom has been taken for a ride
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Now ain't you glad, I know you ought to be glad
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That cars don't talk
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Oh no, they don't talk


[Harmonica & Guitar Solo]
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[Verse 4]
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If shoes could tell, tell where they've been
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When you claim that you were visiting a friend
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Now ain't you glad, oh ain't you glad
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That shoes don't talk
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No, they just walk


[Verse 5]
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Well, in a world of trouble we'd be if things ever told on me
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My love life would be through 'cos I'm guilty, how about you?
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If things ever talked that way
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Ain't no telling what they might say
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So ain't you glad, everybody ought to be glad
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That things don't talk
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I tell you, they don't talk about you


[Outro]
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Oh I'm so glad
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I'm so very glad
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That things don't talk
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