How To Be Dumb

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I was hell-bent on destroying my powers of concentration
  D
While you were living like a saint
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And all the time the very one you trusted
      Em                         Bm
Was washing off somebody else's paint

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Now you've got yourself a brand new occupation
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Every fleeting thought is a pearl
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And beautiful people stampede through the doorway of
      Em                    Bm
The funniest fucker of the world

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They're here to help you
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Satisfy your desire
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There's a bright future for all you professional liars

              C         D
Now you know how to be dumb
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Are you ready to take your place in
     G/B          D
The modern museum of mistakes?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
          G                  C
Like a building thrown up overnight
   G/B             D
In one of those reverse earthquakes

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They emptied out all the asylums,
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They emptied out all the goals
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The "New Bruise" was the name of the dance craze
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By "Jesus Cross and the Cruel Nails"
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Followed up by "Tortouzring Little Beaver"
 D
With their contraption of barbed wire
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Between the fear and the fever lies
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All the  rejection they require

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They'll be howling by midnight,
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They'll be drooling by dawn
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Skulls shrunk down to the size of their brains
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Heads shaven and shorn

              C         D
Now you know how to be dumb
          G                  C
Are you ready to take your place in
     G/B          D
The modern museum of mistakes?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
          G                  C
Like a building thrown up overnight
   G/B             D
In one of those reverse earthquakes

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Trapped in the house of the Perpetual Sucker
          C                       D
Where bitterness always ends so pityful
Em
You always had to dress up your envy in
 C                       D
Some half-remembered philosophy

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Now you're masquerading as pale powdered genius
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Whose every bad intention has been purged
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You could've walked out any time you wanted
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But face it you didn't have the courage
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I guess that makes you a full time hypocrite
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Or some kind of twisted dilletante
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Funny though people don't usually get so ugly
           Em                        Bm
'Til they think they know what they want

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Scratch you own head stupid
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Count up to three
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Roll over on your back
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Repeat after me

                C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb
          G                  C
Are you ready to take your place in
     G/B          D
The modern museum of mistakes?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
          G                  C
Like a building thrown up overnight
   G/B             D
In one of those reverse earthquakes

G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
G               C         D
Don't you know how to be dumb?
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