Summer Of 1353 Woo A Lady

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'Twas the summer of 1353
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And I sat beneath a willow tree
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I decided upon that day I would be
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A-wooing a lady

[Verse 2]

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I went to the florist and I said to she;
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"I need a flower for today I will be
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A-woo-woo-woo, a-wooing"
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A lady."

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"I'll hold this flower beneath her nose
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It should smell as sweet as a rose"
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"For this," she said, "I'd recommend
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A rose"
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"For a rose-like scent I'd probably go
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With a rose"

[Verse 3]

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Then I went to the tailor for to buy
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Some clothing of the latest style
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Which at that time was tights
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And pointed boots.
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I got the very tightest tights
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And the pointiest of boots

[Verse 4]

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Then I said to the hairdresser "Cut my hair"
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"I'll cut it like the page boys wear
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Just a straight line across the brow
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I'll get a ruler and some scissors and do it for you now
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It's a very hot look if you're trying
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To woo a lady"

[Verse 5]

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Then I needed a horse so I went to the stables
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Said, "Stable Man, would I be able
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To hire a horse from which
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To woo m'lady?"

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"Sire, there are two things that I must see
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One florin and one form of picture ID"
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"Alas, I have no ID on me
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Who even carries ID? It's 1353"
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"I maketh not the rules"
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Quoth he…

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I had a very unflattering
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Tapestry made of me

[Verse 6]

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Then from a hilltop a lady, I did view
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And I knew exactly what I must do
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The time had come for me
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to woo this lady

[Chorus]

So I said:

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"Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo
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"Woo-hoo, lady, I am wooing you
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Woo-hoo, woo-ooh-hoo
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I woo you, lady"

[Verse 7]

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This lady then said unto me
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"You can't woo me so easily
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It takes more than going
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'Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh' to a lady"

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But, lady, look, beneath your nose
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It is a rose-scented flower which I call a rose
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I have a very large horse and the tightest clothes
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All of these things I do to woo you
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Lady

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"The horse is big the tights are fun
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But the hairdo's a little 1351
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In fact, it makes you look a little like
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A lady"

[Bridgey bit]

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He-Man has this very same haircut
He-Man, double masculine
He-Man

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"I'm to be married to the king
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We are to be wed this coming spring
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If you want my heart you have to challenge him
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To the thing they do
With the long pointy thing
The thing where they run at one another on horseback
With a very long pointy thing
And puncture your lung"

[Verse 8]

Oooooooh
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Is that the time? I should be on my way
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I think I'm coming down with a little bit of the plague
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If it matters not to you I will just away
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And claim that I wooed you anyway
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I'll tell all my friends in the village
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That I wooed a lady

[Chrous]

By going
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Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo
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Woo-hoo, lady, I have just wooed you
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Woo-hoo-hoo, woo-hoo
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I wooed you… M'lady