F
 Baby baby why you cryin'

         G              Am     G   F
 Feeling sorry what she said

                             Am
 Put down the rag, I told her then

             G            Am
 Don't wanna hear you cry again

      G           F
 Dear heart, dear heart

               G             Am
 Tell me, tell me what's the reason

      G           F
 Dear heart, dear heart

               G             Am
 Tell me, tell me what's the reason 



                              F
 You know she went to see the doctor

              G      Am        G   F
 And then she read a magazine

                              Am
 Forget that book, I told her then

             G                   Am
 Don't wanna hear about the book again

      G           F    
 Dear heart, dear heart


 Tell me, tell me what's the reason

      G           F
 Dear heart, dear heart

               G             Am
 Tell me, tell me what's the reason 






C                              G
 There was a picture on the story

C                            G
 That showed a young sophisticator

D                              A
 Who falls in love three pages later

D                     A
 With some aggressive agitator

C                          D
 And by and by he comes to hate her

                                 Em
 'Cause she don't shave her underarms

                     D
 And he can't go for that

                             A
 'Cause he's a young sophisticator 





                   F
 Baby baby why you cryin'

            G               Am    G  F
 It made me wonder what she said

                             Am
 Forget that book I told her then

             G                   Am
 Don't wanna hear about the book again

      G           F    
 Dear heart, dear heart


 Tell me, tell me what's the reason

      G           F
 Dear heart, dear heart

               G             Am
 Tell me, tell me what's the reason 




                               F
 Would you still love me if my hair grew

              G            Am    G  F
 All down the side of my kimono

                                     Am
 Well of course I would, it might be hip

           G                Am
 If it did not cause you to trip

      G           F    
 Dear heart, dear heart

        G         Am
 Or radiate a bad aroma

      G           F    
 Dear heart, dear heart

        G           Am
 Or radiate a cheap aroma