Intro:
C Em F G7

C         Em                 F
I used to dream that I would be
G7
A bright and shiny star on TV
C        Em            F
Or maybe I would go to college
                   G7
Like Harvard or Devry
C           Em          F
And I would live in an apartment
   G7                   C
In Paris or in Cincinnati
            Em            F
And I would play my music loud
         G7
And not apologize
C         Em                 F
I used to dream that I would marry
  G7                            C
A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
             Em         
And he would have a name like:
F            G7
Gary, Steve, Todd, David!
C         Em                   F
I used to dream I’d have three kids
    G7                             C
And they would all look just like me
            Em                 F
And I would force them kids to carry
       G7
All my groceries.

Em
We don’t need no goals
      F
Don’t need human connection
Em
Dreams are overrated
          F                 G7
Cause our life’s already perfection.
C     Em               F
Now I know all that is true
      G7                    C
Cause all I really want is you
            Em
And you and only you.
F        G7
Me? You! Me? You!
C         Em                 F
I used to dream that I would have
  G7                   C
A best friend named Michelle
             Em                    F           G7
And we would braid some friendship bracelets
C            Em                F             G7              C
And we would tell all of those other fucking cunts to go to hell
               Em             F
And when we’re sixty we’d get face lifts
          G7
like Burt Reynolds
C         Em                F
I used to dream I’d have co-workers
    G7                         C
And we’d stay out till two at night
            Em             F
And I would have a perfect body
          G7
You do! I know.
C         Em                  F
I used to dream that I’d have sex
   G7                      C
At some point in my adult life
          Em                F (n.C.)
And I was sure that it’d be naughty
Like that scene from Top Gun. Take my breath away!

Em
We don’t need no goals
      F
Don’t need new man connection
Em
Dreams are overrated
          F                 G7
Cause our life’s already perfection.
C     Em               F
Now I know all that is true
      G7                    C
Cause all I really want is you
            Em
And you and only you.
F        G7
Me? You! Me? You!
C
You!