Honky-Tonk Somewhere

D                                         G
Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency
       D
I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin'
        A
And I'm thirstin' for a remedy
         D
I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde
                                                  G
Angel of mercy that will put me through intensive care
        D          A              D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere


[Verse 2]
D
Hang on, don't hang up on me lady
                              G
Gotta take me to the promised land
          D
Cause I'm dying to see something like a juke joint jumpin'
     A
to a thumpin' little five piece band
         D
And be it red dirt, swing, just anything that's country
                      G
Even karaoke, I don't care
        D          A              D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere


[Chorus]
        G          C              D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
        G          C
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
A
Girl you gotta get me there
              D
I've tried my phone app, road maps, Siri, where's the party at,
                              G
But that ain't got me anywhere
        D          A          D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere


[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
D                                                           G
Last call that’s all operator I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time
   D
I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin'
       A
for an open glowin' neon sign
D
And maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin' baby
                              G
Maybe later you could meet me there
        D          A          D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere


[Chorus]
        G          C              D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
        G          C
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
A
Girl you gotta get me there
              D
I've tried my phone app, road maps, Siri, where's the party at,
                              G
But that ain't got me anywhere
        D          A          D              G
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere (out there)
        D          A          D           G    A   D
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere