Boy Scout Song

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[Verse 1]
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Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak,
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Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke
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What’s so embarrassing is where I’ve got the itch
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I caught it going #2 hangin’ over a ditch

[Chorus]
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It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out
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I hope it’s gone before the venture girls find out

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared'
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We’re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear
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I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard
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He’ll eat you up and make you into a turd

[Chorus]
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If I see a bear I’ll try to be in a 'dead stance'
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But I’ll probably poop in my pants


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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In all seriousness, you guys are really cool
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t’s noble and impressive we’re so proud of you
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Men of integrity, woman of honor
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In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford

[Chorus]
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It’s something so commendable, you really should be proud
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I'm honored to perform for such a crowd


[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
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It’s something so commendable, you really should be proud
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Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud.

[Ending]
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