Eat Jesus Nowhere

Intro: Em G Em D Em   x8 D A


Verse 1:
Em                               D A
  Raise your hands now to testify
Em                                  D A
  Your confessions will be crucified
Em                            D Am
  You're a sacrificial suicide
Em                           D    A
  Like a dog that's been sodomized
Em  G   Em D   Em
  [Stand   up!]  all the white boys
Em G  Em D     Em
  [Sit   down!]  all the black girls
Em G Em D Em
            You're the soldiers
Em G Em D Em       Dm  A
            of the new world


Refrain 1:
B                            D A
  Put your faith in a miracle
B                            D A
  And it's non denominational
B                                  D A
  Join the choir we will be singing
B                  D
  In the church of wishful thinking


Chorus 1:
  E            G
A fire burns today
   A             C   B
Of blasphemy and genocide
    E           G
The sirens of decay
     A              C     B
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics


Guitar Solo: Em G Em D Em   x4 D A


Guitar 2:
  Em   G   Em   D    Em    Em
 Em   D  Em
E|-0-|---|----|-3-|-7--10-|-8-|---|---|-5-|-4-|    
B|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
G|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
D|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---| x2 
A|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
E|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    


Verse 2: Bass Lines
Em            G               B
  Oh bless me lord for I have sinned
Em            G                B
  It's been a lifetime since I last confessed
Em           G                B
  I threw my crutches in "the river
Of a shadow of doubt"
Em            G             B      pause D A
  And I'll be dressed in my Sunday best


Refrain 2:
B                            D A
  Say a prayer for the family
B                         D A
  Drop a coin for humanity
B                                  D A
  Ain't this uniform so flattering?
B                     D
  I never asked you a god damned thing


(Repeat Chorus 1)


Guitar Solo: Em G Em D Em   x4

Guitar 2:
  Em   G   Em   D    Em    Em
 Em   D  Em
E|-0-|---|----|-3-|-7--10-|-8-|---|---|-5-|-4-|    
B|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
G|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
D|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---| x2 
A|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    
E|---|---|----|---|-------|---|---|---|---|---|    


Bridge:
Em
  Don't test me
Em
  Second guess me
Em          Em D A
  Protest me


Refrain 3:
B                                      D A
  I want to know who's allowed to breed
B                                     D A
  All the dogs who never learn to read
B                       D A
  Missionary politicians
B                 D
  And the cops of a new religion


Guitar Solo:
Em  G  A  C B Em  G  A  C D
Em  F Em x4

Guitar 2:
       Em           G            A         C     B
E|-0-----0--2-|-3-----3----|-5-----5--7-|-8---|-7---| 
B|----0-------|----3-----3-|----5-------|---8-|---7-| 
G|------------|------------|------------|-----|-----| 
D|------------|------------|------------|-----|-----| 
A|------------|------------|------------|-----|-----| 
E|------------|------------|------------|-----|-----| 

         Em              G                A
     D
E|-12------12--14-|-10-----10----|-12------12--14-|-15-----|-14--| 
B|-----12---------|-----8------8-|-----10---------|-----15-|-----| 
G|----------------|--------------|----------------|--------|-----| 
D|----------------|--------------|----------------|--------|-----| 
A|----------------|--------------|----------------|--------|-----| 
E|----------------|--------------|----------------|--------|-----| 


      Em          F    Em
E|-0--3-7--10-|-8--5-|-4-|    
B|------------|------|---|    
G|------------|------|---|    
D|------------|------|---| x4 
A|------------|------|---|    
E|------------|------|---|    


Chorus 2: Slow motion
  E            G
A fire burns today
   A             C   B
Of blasphemy and genocide
    E           G
The sirens of decay
     A              C B
Will infiltrate the inside