E|--------x---------| This is the main riff
B|--------x---------|
G|--------x---------| It is played throughout the
D|-7-9-7--x---------|
A|-5-7-5--x-7-9-7-5-|
E|--------x-5-7-5-3-| whole song with increasing speed.


Lyrics:
(play riff as you sing)

Got nothing to do, on a Friday night!

Green Jello Sucks!

Ain't got no talent, but that's alright.

Green Jello Sucks!

We're the worst, the worst in the land...

Green Jello Sucks!

But c'mon! Gotta give us a hand!

Green Jello Sucks!

Iggy and Girdie, they're both good names.

Green Jello Sucks!

Maynard and Poopie, they're both insane!

Green Jello Sucks!

But when life's, just a game, who's to blame?

Green Jello Sucks!

Green Jello.

Green Jello Sucks!
(from this point on, have people yell "Green Jello Sucks" every time you
play the riff instead of every other time you play it)

Yeah, that's right. We're the source of the world's economic problems. You
can blame it all on us, it's our fault!

Hello Jello, Green Jello.

Hello Jello, Green Jello.

Hello Jello Green Jello!

Hello Jello, Green Jello!

Hello Jello, Green Jello! 

Hello Jello Green Jello!

GReen Jello!
Green Jello!
GReen Jello!