C           D            G    C
I ain't never had a problem with California.
G                                G             G
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona.
    G              C             D             C
But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya
D                              G
struttin' around in their size zeros,
D                                    G
skinny little girls no meat on their bones,
D
never even heard of George Jones.

[Chorus]
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C         G                    D         C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
     G           E         G
that know how to rock your world?
F               D   C     Am          G              D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

[Verse 2]
            C                  D       G    C
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery.
G                        G                 G
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me.
G                  C                   D       C
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be.
         D                          G
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
         D                                 G
with her big fake smile and her painted-on tan.
D                              G    D
She'd never have a chance at a real man.

[Chorus]
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C         G                    D         C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
     G           E         G
that know how to rock your world?
F               D   C     Am          G              D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?

[Outro]
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C         G                    D         C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left,
     G           E         G
that know how to rock your world?
F               D   C     Am          G              D
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle.
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?
C         G                 C          F 
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?