Totnes Bickering Fair

F                       Dm
So much for your journey of self discovery
Bb                      A
You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card
C              Dm
The Decree Nisi came through this morning
G                    C
And I just called to say:

          F
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo.

                        Dm
You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled
Bb                        A
Your stab at solar heating just left me cold
C               Dm
I want a suntan - not Vashti Bunyan
G              C
Therefore henceforth:


I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo.

                               Dm
That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died
Bb          C
So on its behalf:


I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo.


I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Dm
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
          Bb
I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food
             C                           F
And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo.


Bb                  C                       F
Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren.