Bad Day On Chat Roulette

   Am                          G
Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone
         F               G                  Am
I just begin the game and launch into the fun
    Am                         F
But 15 perverts later, I still haven’t had a chance
           G                            Am
To talk to anyone but that giant guy in woman’s underpants

         G                                Am
It’s the kind of instant judgement that I fear in the real world
         G                         Am
Where it only takes a moment to realize you’re not a girl
              Am                               F
And then they click on next, the game is over, yes I’ve lost again
      G                              Am
But I keep on trying anyway, because someday I soon I’ll win


[Chorus]
      F              G
And I try to pour my heart out
    C                  Am
But they keep clickin’ next
            F            G                Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
        F            G            C
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette

F G C Am F G C

[Verse]
    Am                       G
And suddenly this cute girl pops up on my screen
               F                         Am
She’s like the answer to my prayers, the woman of my dreams
                                F
Any she pauses on my face and I think she could be mine
           G                                      Am
I say hello, she smiles, I’ve got my chance and then she hits F-9

            G                               Am
Then in her place there is a rowdy group of roudy brittish teens
 G                            Am
Followed by a person who does not want to be seen
                                    F
And then a guy with awesome abs who won’t put on a shirt
    G                           F
And then, of course a very very long string of perverts


[Chorus]
      F              G
And I try to pour my heart out
    C                  Am
But they keep clickin’ next
            F            G                Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
        F            G           C
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette


[Bridge]
    F                                G
The pretty girls are all busy having pleasant conversations
     C                            Am
With guys who’ve been nexting for hours
  F                       G
I really should eliminate all my expectations
         C                     Am
I should also, probably take a shower
       F
Then a guy comes on and he see’s me playin
          G
And I can tell he understands everything I’m saying
   C
He pulls down his guitar and he plays along


Am G F Am F G Am

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[Chorus]
      F              G
And I try to pour my heart out
    C                  Am
But they keep clickin’ next
            F            G                Am
Because I’m having a bad day on chat roulette
        F            G                Am
Yes I’m having a bad day on Chat Roulette