Kissing your hand, roll back your eye (ah)
Now you’re outside (oh), grass is so nice
Slip in the back, startle my friend (aah!)
Has heart attack, he’s dead again!

Hope you know I don’t blame you
We were jonesing for the ri-i-ide, oh
Pop the gum that I gave you
Keep on dosing to the ri-i-ight, oh

Work while I work, back in my head
You’re out the ox (oh), I'm seeing red
Get me council, give me control
Kicking a bone, is it my own?

Hope you know I don’t blame you
We were jonesing for the ri-i-ide, oh
Pop the gum that I gave you
Keep on dozing to the ri-i-ight, oh

Flipped on my head, you got me chewing on lead
I can be thoughtless as you are but going this way instead
Flipped on my head, she is the magical mattress
She's the oxymary Magdalene, oh so well read!
Oh no!

Just say you’re coming home (ooh ah)
And I’ll be home (ooh ah), oh
And just say you’re coming home (ooh ah)
And I’ll be home (ooh ah)
And I’ll be home (ooh ah)
I’ll be home (ooh ah)
And I’ll be home (ooh ah)
And you (can I take it, please? How can I help you? Hello?)
(Hold his hands back)
(Well then, not a problem!)

Kissing your hand (kissing your hand!)
Roll back your eye (roll back your eye!)
Now you’re outside (now you’re outside!)
Grass is so nice (grass is so nice!)
Slip in the back (slip in the back!)
Startle my friend (startle my friend!)
Has heart attack (has heart attack!)
He’s dead again!

Hope you know I don’t blame you
We were jonesing for the ri-i-ide, oh
Pop the gum that I gave you
Keep on dosing to the ri-i-ight, oh