To My Surprise

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Mona Lisa, stay a while
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I'm the man to make you smile
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Hard to please an only child
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I can read her, life's a trial, OK OK

[Verse 2]
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Concertina, play a while
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Make me happy, life's a trial
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Entertainer, past denial
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Portrait painter, can you make my eyes less red?

[Pre-Chorus]
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Created by mistake, there's no free will or fate
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Don't do what I have done do what I say

[Chorus]
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Were you just born an asshole? Rage in exile
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What you have lost you can't replace
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Were you just born an asshole? Rage in exile
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You want that dish you can not taste

[Verse 3]
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Every actor imitates
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Every boxer needs a break
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I was born to entertain
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Motivated, fears that I can't face or blame away

[Pre-Chorus]
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Got a message, it can't wait, beyond my sell-by date
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Don't do what I have done do what I say

[Chorus]
                C               F
Were you just born an asshole? Rage in exile
C                               G
What you have lost you can't replace
              C                 F
Were you just born an asshole? Rage in exile
C                               G   C
You want that dish you can not taste

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
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I think I finally cracked your code
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I've hacked, your system from within
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You get what you put in
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   Some say these things are, comma, best forgot
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I hope this message finds, you floating at the top
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Depends which way is up

[Chorus]
C                 F
Born an asshole? Rage in exile
C                               G
What you have lost you can't replace
              C                 F
Were you just born an asshole? Rage in exile
C                               G   Am
You want that dish you can not taste