Slightly Imperfect Girl

Am                         Fmaj7          Am
I'm not looking for a supermodel or the perfect girl
  G6             Fmaj7             Am
A tiny waist, or blonde, or thirty two double D
Am                                Fmaj7      Am
I don't want a girl with her own poetry or a PHD
G6                                Fmaj7
I know who I want to make me happy

[Chorus]
         A
I want a slightly imperfect girl
           D
Is that too much to ask?
           E                      D
She should have an irrational fear of balloons
      A
And a slightly big arse
                   F#m
If I wait patiently
            D              B7
There'll be one just for me
         D                      E
I would live in a perfect world
                      A
With my slightly imperfect girl

[Verse]
Am                             Fmaj7               Am
I don't want to lie awake and wonder what the catch must be
    G6                 Fmaj7               Am
And wonder why on earth she'd want to spend time with me
  Am                           Fmaj7              Am
I don't want other people to suspect fowl play or want her too
  G6                                                Fmaj7
I don't want my best friend to fancy her more than I do.

[Chorus]
         A
I want a slightly imperfect girl
           D
Is that really so harsh?
           E                      D
She should have an addiction to shit magazines
       A
And a tiny moustache
                       F#m
And I don't really mind
       D                   B7
If her eyes aren't alligned
        D                      E
I would live in a perfect world
                     A
With my slightly imperfect girl

[Bridge]
F                     C
Nothing could ever be more meant to be
F                  C
We'd be together indefinitely
F#m                         D                    E      D
Noone in the world would be happier with her than me.

[Chorus]
         A
I want a slightly imperfect girl
           D
With horrendous big ears
           E                              D
She should shout the wrong name every time we make love
              A
And then burst into tears
                          F#m
She should scream randomly
        D             B7
Put her fags out on me
        D                      E
I would live in a perfect world
                     G           A
With my slightly imperfect girl.