Two Old Sidewinders

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[Verse 1] (Willie):
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You load the horses, I'll pack the riggin'
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Let's tell 'em goodbye and walk out the door
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One drink and one kiss can lead to too many|
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We ought to know 'cause we've been there before

[Verse 2] (Waylon):
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Eight hours of drivin' will put us in Houston
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Two hours of sleep to make it or bust
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Eight seconds of glory to stay in the money
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And five year old whiskey to wash down the dust

[Chorus]
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That ain't no hill for a couple of climbers
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That's all we ever intended to be
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That ain't no hill for a couple of climbers
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Two old sidewinders like you and me

[Verse 3] (Willie):
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Let's find us a place and a couple of ladies
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Someone to lie to, someone to trust
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Someone who's impressed by a couple of outlaws
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Whose gold plated trophies have turned into rust

[Verse 4] (Waylon):
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Now we're damn near broke and we can't buy 'em whiskey
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Do you think they might settle for a bottle of wine
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Well there's two over there, right near the jukebox
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Yours don't look bad hoss but just look at mine

[Chorus]
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That ain't no hill for a couple of climbers
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That's all we ever intended to be
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That ain't no hill for a couple of climbers
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Two old sidewinders like you and me