E                  A        E
jesus christ it's christmas again
          E               A   B7   E
and we're heading for the mic mac mall
     A              E
it's flying off the shelves
          Fm                A
there are people dressed as elves
     E                  A    B7   E
i'm afraid that i might deck them all

jesus christ it's christmas again
and i'm sweating through my winter jacket
i'm thirsty all the time
so i'll force another rhyme
if i want it all to end I gotta wrap it

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how come we gotta salt all the snow on the ground
   A                          E           B7
how come we gotta speed up before we slow down
  A                             E           B7
i like the silent night but this muzak is offensive
  Fm                           A           B7
holy mother of god these plane tickets are expensive

jesus christ it's christmas again
and we jingle all the way to the bank
i've got nothing to sell ya
don't wannt be the one to tell ya
that santa's just a dude named frank

i'm not really a religious chap
now i'm sitting up on old frank's lap
saying all i want for christmas is to see a couple friends
jesus christ it's christmas again

i guess everybody want's to celebrate something
seems like only yesterday i was carving up the pumpkin
now rudolf's coming over the horizon line
jesus christ it's christmas time

so we warm up our toes by the fire
and we watch season 4 of the wire
eat some cake with nuts and fruit
put on your birthday suit