Old People

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[Verse 1]
E
Old people are pushy
                         A
They don't have much time
                            E
They'll shove you at the coffee shop
                            B7
Cut ahead in the buffet line
            E
They'll buy two for a dollar and fifty
                                     A
Then they'll argue with the checkout girl
                        E
They've lived so much behind them
E
They're tryin' to slow down this god damn world


[Chorus]
E                A
Old people are pushy
                  E
Well, they're not mushy
                 B7                   E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy


[Verse 2]
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Old people are pushy
                               A
They'll drive how they want to drive
                            E
And go as slow as they want to
                           B7
They don't care who stays alive
            E
And they'll kiss that little grand baby
                              E7        A
Up and down the back and all around the front
                               E
They don't care what you think of them
     A            B7                  E
That baby has got something that they want


[Chorus]
E              A
Old people are pushy
                  E
Well, they're not mushy
                 B7                   E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy
 E7             A                  E
(Old people are pushy, they aren't mushy)
                B7                     E
(Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy)


[Verse 3]
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Old people are pushy, cause you don't know how they feel
                     E
And when you pretend you do
                         B7
Well, they know it's not real
            E
Pretty soon it's gonna be all over
                          E7      A
Good enough reason not to let you pass
                      E
They seem like sweet, little old people
    A             B7                E
But they are not about to kiss your ass


[Out-Chorus]
E              A                       E
Old people are pushy, well they're not mushy
               B7                     E
Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy
               A
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
               E
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
               B7
Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy)
                   E
Cause life ain't cushy
    E7         A
Old people are pushy
               E
Old people are pushy
               B7
Old people are pushy
                 E
Cause life ain't cushy