(intro) C#m   B   A   E   C#m   B   A

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C#m        B        A       E
How do you show someone you love
C#m       B       A
That they are the one
   C#m   B        A     E
So many ways to express love
C#m          B           A
It's hard to choose just one
A
How you gonna do it

(refrão 1)
      E              B         A              E
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
      C#m         B                   A              E
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
     E             B               A             C#m
Some people say "i love you," some even shout it out
     C#m                B                A            E
Some people puke semi digested shit into each other's mouths

    C#m          B      A      E
Sometimes making love's not enough,
    C#m      B      A
You have to step it up
    C#m B     A      E
And urinating on her face
  C#m     B       A
Is not enough to say "i love you"

(refrão 2)
      E              B         A              E
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
      C#m         B                   A              E
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
     E             B               A             C#m
Some people say "i love you," some even shout it out
     C#m                B                A            E
Some people puke semi digested shit into each other's mouths

(ponte)
( E )
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how i know that she needs me

(final)
A
Shit in my mouth
         B7                    E
And I'll puke it all over your face