Old Lady From Carlsbad

tempo = 120


Intro:
E|--1---1---1-----|--1---1---------|  
B|--1---1---1-----|--1---144-------|  
G|----------------|----------312---|  
D|----------------|-------------32-|  
A|-------------05-|----------------|  
E|1-----------3---| 1---------------| 


Verse:

Met an old lady from Carlsbad who got bit on the ankle by a spider
F                                     Bb                    C

Swelled on up to about the size of her knee
F                                      C

Carryin' clothes in a plastic bag and breathin' kinda heavy
F                                     Bb

Havin' a hard day it was plain to see
F             C                   F


Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------| 
B|----------------| 
G|----------------| 
D|------0-3-------| 
A|---1-3----------| 
E|1-3-------------| 


She said "Somebody stole my shopping cart, it sittin' outside the door.
          Bb                                  F

I don't understand who could be so cruel!"
  F                                C

She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with, and,
          Bb                             F           Bb

Well, the whippersnapper that took it is a fool!"
          F                   C            F


Transition (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------| 
B|----------------| 
G|----------------| 
D|------0-3-------| 
A|---1-3----------| 
E|1-3-------------| 


And now I'm walkin' with an old lady down to the corner bus stop
            C                        F

Talkin' 'bout Jesus and how her heart he won
Bb                      F                C

Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop
Bb                       F                  Bb

She said "'Spect you a miracle for the deed you done!"
           F                   C                F


End (just after previous "F" chord)
E|----------------| 
B|----------------| 
G|----------------| 
D|------0-3-------| 
A|---1-3----------| 
E|1-3-------------|