D Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb

[Verse 1]
Cm           Eb
  Hello there, Spencer
Cm         Ab
  I see you, you boy, boy
Cm         Eb
  I see you, Spencer
Cm        D
  With my eyes

F             E              Eb             D
  You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
      F              E                  Eb
  You plan them, and build them on blue paper
      D
  And hand them to me

Cm           Eb
  And then I dream them, Spencer
Cm                  Ab
  That's what you do for me
Cm                  Eb
  Thank you for that, Spencer
Cm         D
  You prick


[Chorus]
Gm        Bb             Gm       Bb
  I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb  Gm  Am  F
  Ohh-ooh-ooh
F        E            Eb      D
  Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer
F        E            Eb      D
  Avada kedavra to you, Spencer


[Verse 2]
Cm                           Eb
  You think you're something special, Spencer?
Cm                  Ab
  You think you're something brand new?
Cm               Eb
  But you're old oats, Spencer
Cm                D
  You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer


[Chorus]
Gm        Bb
  I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm       Bb
  A furious magician
Bb  Gm  Am  F
  Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh

F#m D Bm Gm

[Bridge 1]
  Eb                            D
  You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer?
Eb        D           Bb Cm D
  You boy, precious boy
Eb                           D               C
  I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
          Eb          C
  For the Federal Reserve
              Eb                C
  I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
Eb                D
  And I need your teeth


[Verse 3]
Cm                Eb
  I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome
Cm                  Ab
  But what have you done with it?
Cm                  Eb
  You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Cm       D
  Do you?

F                      E
  Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
  Eb                   D
  Do you think you can capture my essence
      F                  E
  And throw it back at me with
               Eb              D
  Humor and rhetorical devices?


  Well, you can't, Spencer
Cm          Eb
  You don't know what I'm capable of
Cm  Ab
  I need your teeth
Cm                     Eb
  For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer
Cm           D
  I'm Ben Bernanke


[Chorus]
Gm        Bb
  I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm       Bb
  A furious magician
Bb  Gm  Am  F
  Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo
F E                     Eb      D
  Are you proud of your country?
F E                     Eb      D
  Are you proud of your country?


[Interlude]
Cm              Eb Cm             Ab
  I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
Cm                 Eb
  Sitting up there in your high chair
Cm              D
  Demanding more applesauce

Gm                    Bb                  Gm         Bb
  Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!
Bb                  Gm        A          F
  There's plenty of applesauce on your plate

F#m D Bm Gm

[Bridge 2]
Eb                                D
  I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips
Eb                                 D                    Bb Cm D
  You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy
Eb                 D
  You rambunctious little infant
C                    Eb                   C        Eb
  My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
                            C
  You know what that's like?
                 Eb                     D D
  You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?

D D D

[Breakdown]
D        D     D  Gm Gm Gm
  You boy, Spencer
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
  Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.)
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
  (OH MY GOD!)
F#    Gm   Gm       D
  You tall drink of water

  Spencer


[Chorus]
Gm        Bb             Gm       Bb
  I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb  Gm  Am  F
  Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gm        Bb             Gm       Bb
  I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb  Gm
  Magician
Am  F     F#m
  Magician...


[Outro]
Eb                               D
  I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...