I've been studying my waistbands
Taking out the wastecans
Checking my fly
I been living in the basement
Checking on my faceplant
While you're telling lies
Alibis

15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on

I got a pimple in my earlobe
Listening to Cee Lo
Getting high
My older brother is an asshole
He gives me such a hassle
Just for being my
Little size

15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on

15 candles and a red balloon
15 reasons that you left so soon
15 excuses for being you

You broke my heart
You left me dry
When you said goodbye

But now I'm
Going blind
But I'll survive
I'll find
A better life

15 candles and a big red sun
15 reasons that you couldn't come
15 wishes and one to grow on

15 candles and a red balloon
15 reasons that you left so soon
15 excuses for being you

Being you
Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen
Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen, fifteen