Night Of The Living Assholes

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[Intro]

G D C
G D Fmaj7 C
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[Verse 1]

G            D
A haze is in bloom
Fmaj7       C
Alone in my room
G              D    Fmaj7                   C
And the only relief is that you're not here too
G              D
The moon is on fire
Fmaj7            C
The night of the living assholes
G                D     Fmaj7             C
A truth has been born, it's tattered and torn


[Chorus]

C        G
Think it over...
Fmaj7    C
Think it over...
C        G
Think it over...
Fmaj7
Think it over...


[Verse 2]

G           D
Brendan's afraid
Fmaj7           C
That Sheila got laid
G                   D      Fmaj7                   C
She crashed and she burned all the plans that he'd made
G                    D    Fmaj7              C
Now he's tossin' 'em down like some suicidal clown
G               D
And I'm fuckin' bored
Fmaj7      C
Of being a lifeguard


[Chorus]

C          G
So kick it over...
Fmaj7   C
Kick it over...
C       G
Kick it over...
Fmaj7
Kick it over...


[Verse 3]

Em                     Asus
Is that a foot in your mouth?
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Or are you just glad to see me?
Em                          Asus
Yeah, I've been waiting all night
C                       G       G/F#
For someone to come and bore me
Em                    Asus
What part of the word no
C                        G         G/F#
Do you have trouble understanding?
Em                      Asus
Oh, baby, baby, I gotta go
C
My lights are flashing, my ship is sailing
                      G
I think my train is derailing


[Solo]

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[Verse 4]

Em                      Asus
Sometimes I feel like a clown
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Sometimes I feel like a saviour
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I guess that don't justify my anti-social behaviour
Em                       Asus
But there's a wire in my head
C                   G      G/F#
A white lightning solution
Em                         Asus
Forget the books that I've read
C
I'll kick your teeth in, you beat my head in
                       G
Wait for the wisdom to set in


[Verse 5]

G           D
It's such a gas
Fmaj7                     C
Slumming with the working class
G                D
For painters and sisters
Fmaj7                           C
Let's wind him up and see if he cracks
G            C    C# D
The street's full of glass
Fmaj7            C
The night of the living assholes
G                          D
Don't waste your energy on me
Fmaj7             C
You fuckin' phony p.b.


[Chorus]

C            G
Just kick it over...
Fmaj7   C
Kick it over...
C       G
Kick it over...
Fmaj7
Kick it over...