More Like Them

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[Verse 1]
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Well I hear that there's a party tonight
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And I probably won't go, but thanks for the invite
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'Cause I'd rather stay home and drink gallons of wine
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And that must be why nobody stops by

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Why I get so angry when I go out
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Why you think I think too much and I should just calm down
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You can't take me anywhere so you hide me out
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And then you ask why I think you never loved me now

[Chorus]
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Why can't I be more like them?
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The kind of people who go out of their way to make new friends
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'Cause I don't give a good goddamn about you, I'm not making amends
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Oh honey, why can't I be more like them?

[Verse 2]
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You don't believe me when I say I want to be alone
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You think there's someone here when I don't pick up the phone
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And now you can't believe I want to talk, honey, oh no
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Well you'll get used to it, it's going to be a hell of a ride though

[Chorus]
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So why can't I be more like them?
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The kind of people who feel sad when relationships end
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Well honey I don't want you now, but it's not about him
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Oh honey why can't I be more like them?
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Why can't I be more like them?

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'Cause they get away with shit that I never will
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You'd think that I do these things to them just to be cruel
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'Cause it's always got to be about wanting another man
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Oh but she just needed some space, why can't I be like that?
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Oh you just need to get laid, why can't I be like that?

[Verse 3]
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'Cause I gave you everything I had
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All my cheapest beer and cigarettes
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And now you want your money back
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Well I'm sorry baby but I still don't have it

[Chorus]
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Why can't I be more like them?
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The kind of people who can still manage to get upset
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Well if you that think I'm so fucking emotionally dense
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It's 'cause I am
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Why can't you be more like that?
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And why can't I be more like them?