The Funny Song

Intro:

(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)
E|-------|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| 
G|-------|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| 
D|-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)| 
A|---0-2-|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------| 
E|-3-----|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---| 

          (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 Went down to the local bar
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 To buy my daddy a big cigar
  F
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)| 
A|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 
E|------------------------------------------------| 

 When I got home he was dead
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:
  F                       C  
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------| 
E|-------------------------------3-----------3----| 

 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me grieve

E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest
of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1---1-| 
G|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-| 
D|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)| 
A|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------| 
E|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---| 


Verse 2:
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 When the funeral, it was through
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 I had myself a barbecue
  F
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)| 
A|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 
E|------------------------------------------------| 

 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
  C
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:
  F                       C  
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------| 
E|-------------------------------3-----------3----| 

 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me sad

E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|----1-----1-----0-----0-----1-----1-----1-----1-| 
G|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-| 
D|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)| 
A|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------| 
E|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----| 

 ‘Cause everything you did was bad           Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

 Went down to the local bar
 To buy my daddy a big cigar
 When I got home he was dead
 Somebody shot him in the head

 Chorus 1:

       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me grieve
       ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

Verse 2:

 When the funeral, it was through
 I had myself a barbecue
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
 I’d kill him myself if only I could

 Chorus 2:

       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me sad
       ‘Cause everything you did was bad