Ab
So we got married in Venice in June
Db
So what?
   Eb
We circled the Earth in a hot air balloon
Ab
So what?
and the rest of our lives is one long honeymoon
      Eb                         Ab   A
well, that doesn't mean we're in love

   Bb
If you really loved me
                         Eb
you'd buy me a beautiful pearl
           F
but you've already bought me
                         Bb
all of the pearls in the world
so there's one thing I crave
                               Eb   F
when my days become ho-hum and blah
           Bb  A
I want a zebra

          Ab
We've got so many tchotchkes
                              Db
we've practically emptied the Louvre
   Eb
In most of our palaces
                         Ab
there's hardly room to manœuvre
Well, I shan't go to Bali today
                     Db
I must stay home and Hoovre
Ab          Eb
up the gold dust
                           Ab   A
That doesn't mean we're in love

   Bb
If you really loved me
                           Eb
you'd buy me the Great Pyramid
    F                             Bb
Oh, I'm so forgetful, you already did
But there's one thing I need
                                  Eb   F
if you won't think I'm greedy, my dear
          Bb
another zebra
            F                  Bb   D
Zelda looks lonely, I want a zebra